Really Gettin' Somewhere

The country has been going through some very tough times.
We sure could use some action from our elected legislators ...

Something useful

Something helpful

Something profound

Something that might improve our lives

Well - take heart my dear countrymen

We have been saved.

A press release posted at the website of the Philippine Senate reveals that a bill has been filed in our Senate (SB 2267) - making it punishable by life imprisonment or death plus a fine of anywhere from 100,000-500,000 pesos ... to have sex with a dead person.

Gee whiz ....

Just what we needed.

Now the country can really move forward

Eradicate graft and corruption

Eliminate poverty

Erase terrorism

Control discontent

Propel progress

Peace and order

Jobs

Consumer power

Infrastructure

Roads

Global competitiveness

Improved quality of education

Affordable health care

Everything starts with small steps I guess.

So let's exercise our priorities.

First, lets make sure that no one has sex with a dead person,

Then we will take it from there ...

Onward Philippines.

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaay naku.

Now if only someone would file a Senate bill making it unlawful for my wife to pretend that she is dead while having sex ...

then we would really be gettin' somewhere.

Hoyyyyyyyyyy gising !