French kissing pa ... slurrrrrrp.
Well ... take note you pucker-uppers.
An often referred to Swedish clinical study says that "during a typical French kiss, more than 40,000 parasites and 250 types of bacteria are exchanged" between partners. Yikes ... and I am guessing that that's when both partners have brushed their teeth.
Just think if lust and passion take control after sisig, salpicao, gambas and beer ... and there is no time to brush your teeth. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Bacteria and parasites?
Gosh I thought it tasted funny .... but heyyyyyyy , it's love (at least for those few minutes).
Love is blind ... and I guess tasteless !
That's not the end of it.
The study further says that couples also exchange 0.7 grams of protein, 0.45 grams of fat and 0.19 grams of other organic substances. Ohhhhmigoshhhhhh - fattening pa yata.
Paano na yung diet ko?
So dudes and dudettes- before sticking those slithery tongues out , pakibabad muna sa rubbing alcohol - yung 90% solution na pang sports na pangpamilya pa kung pwede para sigurado. And run on a treadmill immediately after para di kayo tumaba.
Paolo: Ang saraap mag French kissing noh ...
Angkul Dagul: Oo nga - pero mas gusto ko yung "Australian kiss"
Paolo: Ano yun???
Angkul Dagul: Parang French kiss din yun ... pero "down under"
Ngeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek ... saraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap