Saturday, January 31, 2009

Finally Arrived





















Hurry , hurry ....
It's a pre-Valentine promo
Good only until February 14

If you want to celebrate that special day with a "bang"
Then this is the deal you've been waiting for
You should really take advantage of this one
Some smart marketing guru has seen fit to tap into the market of those who need a gun or plan to shoot someone on Valentines Day.
How thoughtful of him ...

I can just see me now
On the day of hearts
Walking towards wifey with "something" hidden behind my back
Her face full of loving anticipation ..
She slithers slowly towards me asking ... "what are you hiding behind your back - honeybunch"
I coyly answer --- "oooooooh - my little passion fruit ... just a little something that I have always wanted to give you"
"You are so sweet naman ..." -she whispers
"Well - you deserve it" - I reply
"Is it something expensive" - she queries
"Hmmmmm - let's just say it'll take your breath away" - I coo
"Really????" - she asks
"Yahhhh - it''ll blow your mind for sure" - I suggest
She jumps up and down with excitement
"Hold still - I don't want to miss ... " - I subconsciously mumble
"Whaaaaat?" - she asks
"Ahhhhh - I mean ... I don't want to miss the moment" - I explain
"Awwwwwwww - you are such a sweeetiepie" - she demures
She tries to pull me into the bedroom
"Patience my little darling - you'll be lying flat on your back soon enough" - I say
She winks
And - I take aim ...

Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom
Happy Valentines Day
Till death do us part has finally arrived ....
Truly romantic
It'll be a "blast"

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay naku
The stuff of which dreams are made
If only ...

7 comments:

luna miranda said...

hahaha i'm glad the old dagul is back! your narrative is great material for an MTV!:D

i'm for responsible gun ownership...meaning, one should pass a psych test first before owning a gun. we don't need more rolito go's in our midst.

Daguldol Tarakatac III said...

luna,
Thanks ...
I agree with the psych test
Come to think of it ... one should take a psych test too for even thinking about getting married !!!

Advanced Happy Valentine's Day

dagul

Anonymous said...

Haha, Dagul...you naughty boy!
Advanced Happy Valentine's Day to you and wifey.
Heidi

Daguldol Tarakatac III said...

Thanks Heidi ...
Happy Valentines Day to you as well.
Remember - you only have till Feb 14 to avail of the promo ..
Hahahaha ...

dagul

rita : ) said...

this is so frickin' hilarious!!!! i love it! i always say, "have a blast!" but man, alive! i guess, now, i'll have to watch what i say. LOL!

Daguldol Tarakatac III said...

rita,
hahahahha - watch your back buddy

dagul

Sidney said...

Bwhahahahaha... pre-valentine promo...
But maybe not such a bad idea... I might need that Bulldog Sub-compact CQB... and I am probably not the only one out there... ;-)